vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

(via pizza)

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via mxydxy)

miscaitlin:

I hate how much I miss this one person while they don’t care about me at all

(via ruffiticus)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via pizza)

spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

(via ruffiticus)